2 Broke Girls Fanfic
Title: Sweet Caroline
Pairing: Max/Caroline
Summary: Caroline wriggled onto her stomach, crawling up beside Max, fringe shading her eyes. “Well, it’s been a long time since… since I had a gentleman caller, and… it’s not exactly easy to get some ‘alone’ time out there with Chestnut looking in all the time.”
Max blinked at Caroline, a grin spreading across her face as she understood. “Are you asking me what I think you’re asking me?”
“Maybe. What do you think I’m asking you? If it’s another murder-suicide pact, for the last time, no.”
“Oh come on, it’s a win-win! You won’t be poor anymore, and I’ll finally be able to get some sleep!” Max rolled her eyes at Caroline’s pointed look. “Fine. Anyway, that wasn’t what I was thinking you were thinking-” She paused, putting a hand to her head. “Ugh. This is giving me a headache. Just spit out what you want already.”
Caroline’s mouth twisted, eyes darting about the room. “Well, I just thought we could be closer. Like… college roommates close. College roommates at Sarah Lawrence. Who study Sapphic poetry.”
“I didn’t know there was a way to make lesbian sex sound boring.” Max deadpanned, arms folding.
“So will you do it?” Caroline smiled, fingertips creeping along Max’s arm.
